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Bimbo Girl
Secretly Cat. She
chose the name Bimbo Girl.
Not me.
Cat was a quiet, happy little hairdresser in the sleepy little
city of Aberdeen. Her peace was shattered one fateful morning when both her
parents were tragically de-haired in a freak lawnmower incident. The mower in
question was unleashed by the local idiot-child, Bonobo. Cat had always
considered Bonobo's stunted IQ to be a result of her brunette locks. For Cat
harboured a dangerous prejudice...her contempt for the dark-haired masses.
Cat swore that she would seek vengeance for her barnet-divested progenitors.
Pausing only to spend several days designing a fetching lilac costume, she
raided her former workplace, fueled her still-experimental Peroxide Cannons, and
became Bimbo Girl, hunter of the brunette.
Bimbo Girl's arch-nemesis is the dark-haired Disc-o, whom she mistakenly believes to be the evil Bonobo.