Gurglings

 

I usually have all manner of zany ideas, at various times of the day and night. Mainly chemistry lectures, however.

One such Chem-dreampt idea is Atomon.

Atomon

First of all, let it be understood that I brook no Pokémon. They're a bloody nuisance. Which is why Atomon shall sweep them away.

They're like Pokémon, y'see. But they're atoms. With voices. They can only speak their names, you understand, but they have voices nonetheless. And atomic powers. They do battle for electrons, all but the peace loving noble gases. All Atomon strive to be like noble gases, which is why they do battle for precious electrons. And Helium nuclei.

The heavier Atomon, of course, have no chance, so they band together in large gangs and fling radiation at smaller, weaker Atomon. Then, of course, there is the running war between Team Actinide and Team Lanthanide. Neither team is allowed to compete in the formalized Atomon Battledome, which possibly explains why they are so hateful toward smaller Atomon.

Battledome Atomon have human masters to direct their powers and prevent formation of molecules, which is strictly forbidden by Battledome rules.

 

Now where did I put that skeebote?