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Iain Sharpe
Gaze well upon this man, lest ye ever meet him.
If this ever happens, flee.
He's a cunt.
"But why?" the non-uni-faces may well cry. "Why
is this man such a repellant arsehole?"
Let's find out, shall we?
1.He loves himself.
This man thinks he's the bees knees. In fact he considers himself the entire
legs clear up to the bum.
He is incorrect.
2.He thinks everyone else loves him.
He just radiates this smug aura of cuntishness. He's younger than
most of the Chem. Eng. lecturers (which wouldn't be difficult, really) and he
seems to believe that this should make us feel that he's on our side.
He is incorrect.
3.The word 'smug' was made for this man.
No, honestly. He's a fuck. Maybe you just have to experience him for
yourself.
Actually, you probably shouldn't.