Stupid, Stupid Television

 

I'm just going to add to this as and when things piss me off.

Right now, that stupid fucking beaver toothpaste advert is really getting on my tits.

 

"Hey, Mr. Beaver, how do you keep your teeth so incredibly strong?"

"I chew through fucking trees. I'm a beaver, you CUNT.
What, you were expecting me to recommend a toothpaste? You think I ever brush my fucking teeth?"

 

And that's how the world should be. So there.

 

 

 

 

 

A fucking BEAVER!