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Garlic Salt Man
It's Gary. Obviously.
Garlic Salt Man was once Gary Munday, the head chef of the
Glasgow Hilton, a connoisseur of curious condiments and a culinary Cassanova
beyond compare.
This blissful existence was cruelly ended when he fell into his own microwave,
clutching a jar of garlic salt. He emerged physically unscathed, but the non-ionizing
radiation had given rise to other, more subtle effects.
Soon, his culinary powers began to manifest. Talking rice puddings, photonic
bacon, and a mysterious flying rhinoceros apparently made of pasta terrorized
the city, tipping a bucket of bad publicity all over the Hilton.
Events came to a head over the inadvertent creation of Charr,
which cost Gary his job. Gary fled the wrath of Charr, creating a gingerbread
hideout in which to store his many utensils.