Stupops 9000
Stupops. Which is me.
Stupops decided that not being a ro-bot was lame, and built himself a large metal outfit to remedy this situation. It's powered by the Galactic Existence of Bacon, due to a printing error in a book of quantum physics. Whatever the reason, as long as there is bacon, there shall be Stupops 9000.
Stupops 9000 is a member of the ro-bot alliance, which he intends to betray as soon as he completes his Jedi training.
Stupops 9000 is an arch-nemesis of Bimbo Girl, as his ro-bot suit renders him invulnerable to her peroxide cannon. She plots to someday steal the suit and use it for her own twisted, blonde purposes.